Saturday, 28 June 2014

The Producers (1968)

The Producers (1968) is a comedy film written and directed by Mel Brooks. A washed up theatrical producer convinces his accountant to help him over sell his next play in order to profit from it's failure

DADDY: What did you think of the movie?

LILLY: I thought it was awesome, wonderful and very funny.

DADDY: It it a triumph!

DADDY: Who was your favourite character?

LILLY: My favourite character is Leo (Gene Wilder) because he is so funny.

DADDY: He played Willy Wonka too.

LILLY: Really?

DADDY: Yes. I'm torn between him and Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel).

DADDY: What was your favourite moment?

LILLY: The show, all of it.

LILLY and DADDY: Spring time for Hitler and Germany Winter for Poland and France!

DADDY: I think that is one of my all time favourite movie moments.

LILLY: Me too.

DADDY: Would you recommend it to your friends?

LILLY: Yes because it is wonderful and very funny.

DADDY: How many stars would you give it?

LILLY: A hundred.

DADDY: Sounds reasonable to me. You know it is wrong to con money from old ladies?

LILLY: Yes.

DADDY: Even when your scheme is very funny.

LILLY: LOL

Monday, 23 June 2014

Scooby-Doo (2002)

Scooby-Doo (2002) is a comedy horror film based upon the Hanna-Barbera cartoon television series. It was directed by Raja Gosnell with a screenplay by James Gunn.

DADDY: What did you think of the movie?

LILLY: It was amazing.

DADDY: I like it too. How many times have you seen it already?

LILLY: A thousand and two.

DADDY: Who was your favourite character?

LILLY: I like Scooby (voiced by Neil Fanning) because he is cute and funny..

DADDY: I like Shaggy (Mathew Lillard).

LILLY: Really?

DADDY: Yes because despite being a coward he do will anything to save Scooby.

LILLY: Or a sandwich.

DADDY: Yes and I can relate to that.

LILLY: LOL.

DADDY: What was your favourite moment?

LILLY: It would have to be the farting competition.

DADDY: Me too, it is inspirational.

DADDY: Would you recommend it to your friends?

LILLY: Yes!.

DADDY: How many stars would you give it?

LILLY: I'm giving it twenty five.

DADDY: Me too.

DADDY: I wish there really was a Spooky Island.

LILLY: Me too!


Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Arachnophobia (1990)

Arachnophobia (1990) is a horror comedy film directed by Frank Marshall with a screenplay by Don Jakoby and Wesley Strick. A deadly new species of Venezuelan spider is introduced into a small American town.

DADDY: What did you think of the movie?

LILLY: It was freaking fantastic!

DADDY: It was. I think I'm more afraid of spiders than you.

LILLY: I disagree..

DADDY: Who was your favourite character?

LILLY: It was Delbert the exterminator (John Goodman) because he reminded me of you.

DADDY: Me too, he was funny.

LILLY: Like you.

DADDY: What was your favourite moment?

LILLY: When the Doctor (Jeff Daniels) tried to torch the big mother spider.

DADDY: Yeah! I liked the bit when they are trapped in the house full of spiders.

LILLY: Yes and I liked the bit when they were looking at the dead bodies.

DADDY: The autopsy?

LILLY: Yep.

DADDY: And you think I'm weird?

LILLY: You are.

DADDY: Would you recommend it to your friends?.

LILLY: Definitely but only to all the people who are frightened of spiders.

DADDY: Just about everyone then?

LILLY: Yeah.

DADDY: How many spiders would you give it?

LILLY: I'm giving it thirty.

DADDY: Me too.

DADDY: Pa showed me how to burn out funnel web spiders once and a flaming spider ran right at me like in the movie. I screamed like a baby.

LILLY: You are such a wuss dad!

Monday, 2 June 2014

Godzilla (2014)

Godzilla (2014) is a science fiction monster film direceted by Gareth Edwards with a screenplay by Max Borenstein. It retells the classic story of the iconic Japanese daikaiju and depicts him faithfully as a terrifying force of nature. 

DADDY: What did you think of the movie?

LILLY: I thought it was awesome!

DADDY: Not too scary for you?

LILLY: A little bit too scary.

DADDY: Who was your favourite character?

LILLY: That would be the son of the scientist, Ford Brody (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) because he is a hero.

DADDY: I liked Godzilla because he is also a hero and the undisputed king of the monsters.

LILLY: I don't think he is a hero

DADDY: So he smashed a few buildings and squashed a few people. That is called collateral damage.

LILLY: LOL.

DADDY: What was your favourite moment?

LILLY: Probably when Godzilla returned to the ocean.

DADDY: I liked the bit when the soldiers parashoot into the city. It was visually stunning

LILLY: I agree

DADDY: Would you recommend it to your friends?.

LILLY: Yes because it is a great movie to watch and it was also a little sad

DADDY: How many stars would you give it?

LILLY: I'm giving it twenty five.

DADDY: I'm giving it the same.

DADDY: Would you like to see more Godzilla movies?.

LILLY: Yes but not with men in suits like you told me about.

DADDY: Oh. Can I call our King Charles Dogzilla?

LILLY: No daddy because she is a cute little puppy and not a monster!

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

The Karate Kid (1984)

The Karate Kid (1991) is a romantic martial arts film directed by John G. Avildsen and written by Robert Mark Karmen. A young student moves to California with his mother where he finds romance but falls foul of the local karate students. He is befriended by his apartments handyman who teaches him karate and valuable life lessons.

DADDY: What did you think of the movie?

LILLY: I thought it was fantastic.

DADDY: It took you a bit to get into the story.

LILLY: Yes.

DADDY: I don't think you knew what all that sanding and waxing cars was all about.

LILLY: Wax on, wax off!

DADDY: Who was your favourite character?

LILLY: Mr. Miyagi (Noriyuki "Pat" Morita) because he's smart and funny and he also got his house painted for free.

DADDY: Me too, Miyagi is cool but a little sad and lonely too.

LILLY: Yes he was.

DADDY: What was your favourite moment?

LILLY: The fight at the end when Daniel (Ralph Macchio) wins.

DADDY: Yeah it's great.

DADDY: Would you recommend it to your friends?

LILLY: Yes because it is funny and makes you want to learn karate.

DADDY: Yeah but I think your dojo is much better than the Cobra Kai.

LILLY: So do I!

DADDY: How many stars would you give it.

LILLY: I'm giving it twenty five.

DADDY: Me too.

LILLY: Can I watch the second one?

DADDY: Hai Lilly-san.

LILLY: LOL.

Friday, 11 April 2014

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) is a science fiction comedy film and sequel to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989). It was directed by Peter Hewitt and again written by Chris Matheson and Ed Soloman.Bill & Ted (Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves) are murdered by evil robot versions of themselves and have to find a way to escape the afterlife.

DADDY: What did you think of the movie?

LILLY: I thought it was awesome dude!

DADDY: Even better than the first one?

LILLY: Five dudes better than the first one.

DADDY: Yeah.

DADDY: Who was your favourite character?

LILLY: Bill (Alex Winter) because he is a funny dude.

DADDY: Do you think he is cute?

LILLY: Daddy!

DADDY: I like Death (William Sadler) because he was an OK guy really.

LILLY: And funny too.

DADDY: What was your favourite moment?

LILLY: When they go to Hell.

DADDY: Yeah that was good. I liked the bit when they played games with Death.

LILLY: I liked how Death said no one ever beat him but they did.

DADDY: Again and again though Death was quite good at Twister.

DADDY: Would you recommend it to your friends?

LILLY: Yes but you need to see the first one.

DADDY: I agree and I discovered that they are planning to make a third movie..

LILLY: Excellent!

DADDY: How many stars would you give it.

LILLY: Dudes daddy and I'm giving it twenty five.

DADDY: Me too.

Monday, 7 April 2014

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)


Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) is a science fiction comedy film directed by Stephen Herek and written by Chris Matheson and Ed Soloman. Two Californian heavy metal fans Bill s. Preston, Esquire (Alex Winter) and Ted "Theodore" Logan (Keanu Reeves)  are about to fail history which will prove disastrous for mankind so they receive unlikely assistance from the future in the shape of the mysterious Rufus (George Carlin) and his time machine disguised as a telephone booth.

DADDY: What did you think of the movie?

LILLY: I thought it was awesome and very funny dude.

DADDY: Me too, I thought it was a most excellent movie,

LILLY: Bodacious!

DADDY: Who was your favourite character?

LILLY: Billy the Kid because he ws funny but I liked that all the characters were from history.

DADDY: I liked Napoleon, he made me laugh.

DADDY: What was your favourite moment?

LILLY: When they had to get Napoleon out of the water park.

DADDY: Me too he was having a wonderful time.

DADDY: Would you recommend it to your friends?

LILLY: Yes because it was really funny dude.

DADDY: I agree it is totally a bodacious cult classic too.

LILLY: Yeah!

DADDY: How many stars would you give it.

LILLY: Twenty for me

DADDY: Twenty for me too. Shall we watch the sequel next?

LILLY: Yes please dude!